hd_writers | Poetry: Harry The Pushy Bottom (H/D, R)

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Tonight in Chatzy, ladies were productive. Damn, were they. Below the cut you will find a musical collaboration that will doubtlessly win an award or two in the very distant future. It is a piece of Serious Writing written by Serious Writers, so please treat it with the respect it deserves.

Please be aware that the following masterpiece is not intended for mature audiences, and contains sexual situations, and coarse language. Viewer discretion is ~~highly~~ advised.*

*In other words, R-rated, yo.

Harry the Pushy Bottom
Lyrics by phoenixacid and starlitshore
Score by Johnny Marks

Harry the pushy bottom
Has a very squishy ass
And if you want to see it
You might have to pay him cash.

All of the other bottoms
Used to laugh and flaunt their stuff
They never expected Harry
To go and get so goddamned buff.

Then one drunken Saturday night
Draco came to say
Harry, with your ass so tight
Won't you ride my cock tonight?

And all the bottoms hate him
They're jealous of Draco's mane
Harry the pushy bottom
He'll go down in bottom fame!

~fin~

Disclaimer: The writers will not be held responsible for destruction of childhood memories or loss of sleep. Johnny Marks owns the score, but we sampled because rap artists do, so we can, too.