Poetry: Harry The Pushy Bottom (H/D, R)

[starlitshore.livejournal.com]

Here at hd_writers, we're Serious Writers who take writing Seriously. When we enter the Chatzy rooms, we enter with only one purpose: Getting Shit Done, and cheering on our friends, and writing epic stories with a lot of plot.

Tonight in Chatzy, ladies were productive. Damn, were they. Below the cut you will find a musical collaboration that will doubtlessly win an award or two in the very distant future. It is a piece of Serious Writing written by Serious Writers, so please treat it with the respect it deserves.

Please be aware that the following masterpiece is not intended for mature audiences, and contains sexual situations, and coarse language. Viewer discretion is highly advised.*

*In other words, R-rated, yo.


Harry the Pushy Bottom
Lyrics by phoenixacid and starlitshore
Score by Johnny Marks

Harry the pushy bottom
Has a very squishy ass
And if you want to see it
You might have to pay him cash.

All of the other bottoms
Used to laugh and flaunt their stuff
They never expected Harry
To go and get so goddamned buff.

Then one drunken Saturday night
Draco came to say
Harry, with your ass so tight
Won't you ride my cock tonight?

And all the bottoms hate him
They're jealous of Draco's mane
Harry the pushy bottom
He'll go down in bottom fame!

~fin~

Disclaimer: The writers will not be held responsible for destruction of childhood memories or loss of sleep. Johnny Marks owns the score, but we sampled because rap artists do, so we can, too.

Comments

[sophia-clark.livejournal.com]

hahaha brilliant! :)

[starlitshore.livejournal.com]

*bows*

A-thank you very much. ;)

[deirdre-aithne.livejournal.com]

xD That's...that's amazing!!!

[starlitshore.livejournal.com]

lol Thanks. You know you've been on Chatzy too long when...

[melusinahp.livejournal.com]

*nods and strokes chin* Yes. Yes, I can see it. This is indeed a staggering work of heartbreaking genius.

lol! You guys are hysterical.

[starlitshore.livejournal.com]

It blew your mind didn't it? We're talented that way. ;)

[vaysh]

Noble Prize material, clearly. *nods*

[starlitshore.livejournal.com]

*hopeful* Do you think we should submit it for consideration?

[vanessawolfie.livejournal.com]

You two ..... are ..... awesome... no other word for it.
This will absolutely win something *nods*

[starlitshore.livejournal.com]

*glomps* I like "awesome" more than "disturbed", so we'll take it! Thanks! :D

[tari_sue]

You are both completely insane and should get some sort of award for this :D

[starlitshore.livejournal.com]

... I thought you were going to say "get some sort of help". LOL

All nominations for Nobel Prizes are welcome. ;)

[tari_sue]

Oh no, if either of you got help then you might change, and then we wouldn't get to read such fabulous nuttiness!

[phoenixacid.livejournal.com]

Lol! You actually posted it???

<3

[starlitshore.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah! You totally said I could! XD

[kayoko.livejournal.com]

....oh my. The crazy things that happen when I'm asleep!

[starlitshore.livejournal.com]

I think it was because you weren't there to stop us. Obviously you need to always be there just in case!

[bleedforyou1.livejournal.com]

O_O

[starlitshore.livejournal.com]

Did we break your brain?

[slytherincesss.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's some srs filk! I like the Christmas in April theme :D

[starlitshore.livejournal.com]

Totally! We were in a festive mood. :D

[valinorean.livejournal.com]

I...actually didn't get the tune until the last stanza. And then of course I had to go back to the beginning and sing it.

[starlitshore.livejournal.com]

LOL Bet you can't get it out of your head now, can you?

[talekayler.livejournal.com]

Yes, Chatzy is good for creating dirty son- I mean, getting progress done, right?

Huey is such an enabler...

[starlitshore.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, we are so productive in there. >.>

She is! Totally her fault!

[talekayler.livejournal.com]

LOL, I know the feeling! We pornified 'Go the Distance' a while back.

[starlitshore.livejournal.com]

What's "Go the Distance"? And porn? WHERE?

[talekayler.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, Go the distance from Hercules! Turned it into Come the Distance (http://community.livejournal.com/insaners/1686.html?thread=109206#t109206).

[starlitshore.livejournal.com]

Ladies! Shockingly dirty. ;)

[talekayler.livejournal.com]

:D Is it really that dirty?