Title: Joke Rating: PG-13 Word Count: 103 (just a little over) Pairing: Harry/Draco Warnings: nothing really, but humor Disclaimer: I own nothing. JK Rowling owns everything. No money is being made by me. Summary: Harry and Draco can't believe this unspeakable thing that has happened.
The horror it was unspeakable. It was something Harry and Draco didn’t think would ever happen. It didn’t seem logical when they first started dating. They didn’t know how long the relationship would last, so they didn’t worry about it. Now that their relationship was in it’s fourth year, the thought slipped their minds, but it was back. Harry and Draco looked on in horror as Narcissa, Andromeda, and Molly talked in the Malfoy sitting room. If Molly became friends with Narcissa and Andromeda there would be no end to the owls.
Harry and Draco wondered why fate liked to mess with them.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OF COURSE IT WAS SEVERUS'S JOB, THAT IS PERFECT! Oh, vlo, I cannot even believe you wrote this pairing but look at this fic, bb, it is so wrong it's right! The little hints of HD are wonderful but I swear, this is the week curi really secures that going-to-hell-first-class thing because I cannot stop smiling at the thought of Dumbledore and the faculty trying to teach the students to kiss so they fail less in adulthood and, like, Dumbledore making it a visit to the Headmaster's office with, like, lemon drops and whatnot. (You know Dumbledore totally offered him lemon drops after and Draco was like O.O and blinky and a little hot for it.)
Srsly, this was a challenge that goes above and beyond, my friend, and you are a champion for writing it. ♥
*tips hat to you, Vlo, and applauds* HILARIOUS - I had to read it through my fingers and was all EWWWWWWW but I adore that you wrote this!!! Now you need the follow up where Draco tells Harry who his first kiss was with:
"I'll have you know he was a very experienced older man, Potter" Draco preened a little, determined Harry would never know exactly how old the older man was, or about his penchant for lemon drops.
Title Horror. Authorvanessawolfie Beta None. She's not online. Word Count 24 Pairing/Characters Sam/Dean, from Supernatural. Author Notes Horror, that’s what it is. No, it’s a haiku about Sam/Dean. -------------
We live through horror. It is here everyday. Still have each other.
I’m looking at you, Thinking about how we live, breathing, fighting horror.
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Date: 2011-12-26 03:42 am (UTC)Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 103 (just a little over)
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warnings: nothing really, but humor
Disclaimer: I own nothing. JK Rowling owns everything. No money is being made by me.
Summary: Harry and Draco can't believe this unspeakable thing that has happened.
The horror it was unspeakable. It was something Harry and Draco didn’t think would ever happen. It didn’t seem logical when they first started dating. They didn’t know how long the relationship would last, so they didn’t worry about it. Now that their relationship was in it’s fourth year, the thought slipped their minds, but it was back. Harry and Draco looked on in horror as Narcissa, Andromeda, and Molly talked in the Malfoy sitting room. If Molly became friends with Narcissa and Andromeda there would be no end to the owls.
Harry and Draco wondered why fate liked to mess with them.
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Date: 2012-01-22 02:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-12-26 05:59 am (UTC)Srsly, this was a challenge that goes above and beyond, my friend, and you are a champion for writing it. ♥
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Date: 2011-12-26 10:50 am (UTC)"I'll have you know he was a very experienced older man, Potter" Draco preened a little, determined Harry would never know exactly how old the older man was, or about his penchant for lemon drops.
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Date: 2012-01-22 02:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-12-26 09:22 pm (UTC)Author
Beta None. She's not online.
Word Count 24
Pairing/Characters Sam/Dean, from Supernatural.
Author Notes Horror, that’s what it is. No, it’s a haiku about Sam/Dean.
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We live through horror.
It is here everyday.
Still have each other.
I’m looking at you,
Thinking about how we live,
breathing, fighting horror.
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Date: 2012-01-22 02:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-22 11:21 am (UTC)