NAUGHTY H/D LIMERICKS FOR 10K+ WINNERS OF WORD WAR II ! YAY FOR SILLINESS !

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They were promised H/D limericks, and here they are! From Word War II, our 10K+ winners were:

freakingcrups with 15,591 words:

When Moody made Draco a ferret
Harry Potter could ne're hardly bear it
He missed his one chance
Was denied Malfoy's pants
Instead Vincent Crabbe got to cuddle and share it

emerish with 12,259 words:

Harry Potter said, "Hey, top or bottom?"
Draco Malfoy asked, "Does this mean you're besotten?"
Potter fell to his knees
Begging "Oh, pretty please!"
Malfoy went up, Harry down, as they oughten!

khasael with 18,933 words:

Harry and Draco once shagged on the Knight Bus
Ernie and Stan both oblivious
The bus careened, swerved, and crashed
As the boys pounded ass
The shrunken head shouting, "Don't forget Lubricus!"

themaohour with 16,004 words:

Red and Gold, Green and Silver, so fine
Each boy thought of the other, "He's mine . . ."
Under the darkness of night
They touch; lust ignites
A spark meant to stay lit through all time

wintervixen86 with 14,221 words:

In Potions, Malfoy's cauldron exploded
And Harry's concoction imploded
When Amortentia rains down
Teenage hormones abound
Under the table, Harry and Draco unloaded

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*slytherincesss runs and hides* :D