Title Have you ever Wondered? Summary This is so much crack, a poem about the injustice nature has produced, but may be for the best. A/N This is a poem. Thing is, beards don't appeal to me that much ... so this was the only thing I could come up with. Word count 115
Have you ever wondered why men have beards, but women don’t? Have you ever wondered why women get pregnant, but men don’t? Have you ever wondered, why women get periods, but men don’t?
I bet you haven’t, because we all know they’re just facts, although, in all the justice fighting, why has no one blamed nature?
Maybe if women had beards, they’d get accepted into the rings of men. Maybe if men could get pregnant, there would be less divorces. Maybe if men got periods, they’d stop making fun of us.
Although, maybe nature has a point. I don’t know about the beards, but if men got pregnant, the world would’ve been full long ago.
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Date: 2011-09-18 01:45 pm (UTC)Summary This is so much crack, a poem about the injustice nature has produced, but may be for the best.
A/N This is a poem. Thing is, beards don't appeal to me that much ... so this was the only thing I could come up with.
Word count 115
Have you ever wondered why men have beards,
but women don’t?
Have you ever wondered why women get pregnant,
but men don’t?
Have you ever wondered, why women get periods,
but men don’t?
I bet you haven’t,
because we all know they’re just facts,
although, in all the justice fighting,
why has no one blamed nature?
Maybe if women had beards,
they’d get accepted into the rings of men.
Maybe if men could get pregnant,
there would be less divorces.
Maybe if men got periods,
they’d stop making fun of us.
Although, maybe nature has a point.
I don’t know about the beards,
but if men got pregnant,
the world would’ve been full
long ago.