INTRO POST (shut up, I tried doing one before, but I was conspired against)

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This is attempt number two - LJ et the last one, and then I lost my temper and had to make tea to calm down, and then I forgot all about it...look, let's just pretend that I did this ages ago, okay? I MEANT TO DO IT AGES AGO.

♥1. Are you a writer, beta or cheerleader? ALL THE THINGS! I am incurably mediocre at the first, but apparently I have the gift of making people smile instead of cry when I beta-read for them, and I am quite good to brainstorm with (although the results are a bit mixed - I promise not to encourage anyone to write about Carebear fisting ever again).

♥2. Will you be working on a single project or multiple projects? Um. *tries to count* One, two, many, LOTS. LOTS, OKAY? /o\

♥3. Are you participating in any fests, exchanges or challenges? Having taken a Solemn Vow not to sign up for any fests this year, I now have two fest fics due in the next month. BOTH FOR GOOD CAUSES. One is a pinch-hit for hd_smoochfest and the other is for serpentinelion's Glompfest.

♥4. What is your goal (wordcount) per month? MORE THAN NONE. How's that for lofty ambitions? Realistically, I need to write about 10 000 words in the next month to get both these fest fics done, but I'm trying not to think about it because 10 000 is A LOT OF WORDS FOR ME and I'll just flake out and spend the rest of the day reading Regretsy if I dwell on it.

♥5. What are your project(s) about? (If it's a secret, we understand) Cute wizards boys decide they don't hate each other after all. And then sex happens. Complicated and deep, dudes, that's me.

♥6. Is there anything else you want us to know about you? I shouldn't be allowed near the Chatzy rooms, because somehow I always end up talking about how hot Tom Hardy is. Also, if I'm beta-reading for you DO NOT BE AFRAID TO NAG if I'm being slow about it - I have the memory span of a goldfish and it won't be that I don't want to beta your fic, it'll be because there are have been new pictures of Tom Hardy posted somewhere. Also, also I have a tendency to ramble, but that should be fairly obvious by this point, hmm? HI, EVERYONE, HI! *glomps entire comm*