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hd_writers2011-05-12 11:38 am
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INTRO POST (shut up, I tried doing one before, but I was conspired against)
This is attempt number two - LJ et the last one, and then I lost my temper and had to make tea to calm down, and then I forgot all about it...look, let's just pretend that I did this ages ago, okay? I MEANT TO DO IT AGES AGO.
♥1. Are you a writer, beta or cheerleader? ALL THE THINGS! I am incurably mediocre at the first, but apparently I have the gift of making people smile instead of cry when I beta-read for them, and I am quite good to brainstorm with (although the results are a bit mixed - I promise not to encourage anyone to write about Carebear fisting ever again).
♥2. Will you be working on a single project or multiple projects? Um. *tries to count* One, two, many, LOTS. LOTS, OKAY? /o\
♥3. Are you participating in any fests, exchanges or challenges? Having taken a Solemn Vow not to sign up for any fests this year, I now have two fest fics due in the next month. BOTH FOR GOOD CAUSES. One is a pinch-hit for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
hd_smoochfest and the other is for serpentinelion's Glompfest.
♥4. What is your goal (wordcount) per month? MORE THAN NONE. How's that for lofty ambitions? Realistically, I need to write about 10 000 words in the next month to get both these fest fics done, but I'm trying not to think about it because 10 000 is A LOT OF WORDS FOR ME and I'll just flake out and spend the rest of the day reading Regretsy if I dwell on it.
♥5. What are your project(s) about? (If it's a secret, we understand) Cute wizards boys decide they don't hate each other after all. And then sex happens. Complicated and deep, dudes, that's me.
♥6. Is there anything else you want us to know about you? I shouldn't be allowed near the Chatzy rooms, because somehow I always end up talking about how hot Tom Hardy is. Also, if I'm beta-reading for you DO NOT BE AFRAID TO NAG if I'm being slow about it - I have the memory span of a goldfish and it won't be that I don't want to beta your fic, it'll be because there are have been new pictures of Tom Hardy posted somewhere. Also, also I have a tendency to ramble, but that should be fairly obvious by this point, hmm? HI, EVERYONE, HI! *glomps entire comm*
♥1. Are you a writer, beta or cheerleader? ALL THE THINGS! I am incurably mediocre at the first, but apparently I have the gift of making people smile instead of cry when I beta-read for them, and I am quite good to brainstorm with (although the results are a bit mixed - I promise not to encourage anyone to write about Carebear fisting ever again).
♥2. Will you be working on a single project or multiple projects? Um. *tries to count* One, two, many, LOTS. LOTS, OKAY? /o\
♥3. Are you participating in any fests, exchanges or challenges? Having taken a Solemn Vow not to sign up for any fests this year, I now have two fest fics due in the next month. BOTH FOR GOOD CAUSES. One is a pinch-hit for
hd_smoochfest and the other is for serpentinelion's Glompfest.♥4. What is your goal (wordcount) per month? MORE THAN NONE. How's that for lofty ambitions? Realistically, I need to write about 10 000 words in the next month to get both these fest fics done, but I'm trying not to think about it because 10 000 is A LOT OF WORDS FOR ME and I'll just flake out and spend the rest of the day reading Regretsy if I dwell on it.
♥5. What are your project(s) about? (If it's a secret, we understand) Cute wizards boys decide they don't hate each other after all. And then sex happens. Complicated and deep, dudes, that's me.
♥6. Is there anything else you want us to know about you? I shouldn't be allowed near the Chatzy rooms, because somehow I always end up talking about how hot Tom Hardy is. Also, if I'm beta-reading for you DO NOT BE AFRAID TO NAG if I'm being slow about it - I have the memory span of a goldfish and it won't be that I don't want to beta your fic, it'll be because there are have been new pictures of Tom Hardy posted somewhere. Also, also I have a tendency to ramble, but that should be fairly obvious by this point, hmm? HI, EVERYONE, HI! *glomps entire comm*
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I wouldn't call you "mediocre", my dear. Maybe "Outstanding" and "other-worldly" or "jaw dropping", but not "mediocre". LOL, and you are great for brainstorming! Because it all ends up in SMUT! And everyone loves SMUT. Even if it's ... uhh... Carebear fisting....? *doesn't really want to ask*
And hey! Two fests in five months is most likely better than last year, no? Little chunks, big picture, darling! ♥
AND IF YOU DECIDE NEVER TO SHOW YOUR USERNAME IN CHATZY EVER AGAIN, I WILL MOURN YOU, DIE, AND THEN HAUNT YOU UNTIL YOU COME BACK BUT IT WILL BE TOO LATE FOR ME. Either that, or I'll just change my name to "Treatlet" and pretend that I'm you and have a conversation with myself.
:D
♥
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Oh, I think I'm doing amazingly well, considering I had at least one fest deadline hanging over my head for the whole of last year :/
I stick my head into the chatrooms from time to time, but because I'm in Australia you're all going to bed just as I'm getting ready to write. *filled with woe*
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*hugs*
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No problem there ;)
(and your rambling would be a great thing in the morning - the day would start with a smile...)
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*adjusts slash goggles*
My rambling is at its very best in the mornings - my brain in all its weird, uncaffeinated glory! Hi, hi, are we friends? We should be friends! We should be friends and I should ramble more in this journal instead of spending all my time writing my epic porn Inception WIP in my secret journal of shame!
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enabledaided and abettedencouraged. BRB, BOGGLING FOREVER o_____O(and, um, LINKY?)
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