Britpicking raises more questions than it answers, for a thinking American. As opposed to a teenager, I mean: I guess (reckon, suppose) I've figured out (worked out) the difference between "arse" and "ass", but then, I read.

Y'all need more parties and dances, though. If we accept that there will be no graduation ball at Hogwarts (no graduation -- students just sort of slink off into the World) could you throw us a bone? A monthly tea-dance? Something?