Yeah, Lucius/Snape. Sigh. At the end of Potter's Parselprostate Narcissa is all "go run along, be a good boy and play with your portrait" and I was all "hey, that would be fun to write! I bet it would be as lighthearted and silly as the rest of this!" and I was WRONG. Cause post-war Lucius is a mess and portrait!Snape's both angry and dead, and it went in a whole other direction and now I'm knee deep in kinky fucked up smut which is not a bad thing but not what I was expecting and...sigh. Though figuring out what potions lab implements can be used in kinky sex has been pretty fun.

I wasn't going to do glompfest and I was a late claimer, but then one of them kept calling and...well. We'll see.

Basically booze is definitely in order, and lots of it!